arman 12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Our family is the best asset I have.
We may not be rich in worldly things,

But we are blessed with a happy family
That supports each other. This New Year,

I hope that God will continue to bless us
With His love and care.

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#95 ADMIN

11:23:36 PM 11 Mar, 2016

*: URGENT.*

Tonight at 00: 30 to 03: 30 make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, etc ... and put away from your body.

Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Tonight, 12:30 to 3:30 for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to Earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC News. Send this message to all the people who matter to you. FORWARDED AS RECEIVED


आज रात 12.30 से 3.30 बजे तक प्रथ्वी के पास से खतरनाक कास्मिक किरणें गुजरेंगी ।
कृपया आप अपने अपने मोबाइलफ़ोन स्विच ऑफ करके रखे ।और फ़ोन को अपने पास रखकर बिल्कुल न सोइए। अन्यथा आपको हानि पहुँच सकती हे।कृपया इस सन्देश को नजरअंदाज न करे। यदि आपको विश्वासन होतो आप गूगल पर "नासा बी बी सी न्यूज़"सर्च कर विस्तृत समाचार देख सकते हे। cede कृपया इस सन्देश को अन्य लोगो तक पहुचाने की कृपा करे। धन्न्यवाद

Pls. Sabhi gruop me send kariye

#2420 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

What is Success?

*At the age of 4 years ...* *Success is.....*
That you do not urinate in your pants,

*At the age of 8 years ...* *Success is.....*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 12 years,* *success is........*
To have friends.

*At the age of 18 years,* *success is.......*
To get a driver's license.

*At the age of 23 years,* *success is.......*
To graduate from a university.

*At the age of 25 years,* *success is........*
To get a job

*At the age of 30 years,* *success is........*
To be a family Man.

*At the age of 35 years,* *success is........*
To make money.

*At the age of 45 years,* *success is.......*
To maintain the appearance of a young man.

*At the age of 50 years,* *success is.......*
To provide good education for your children.

*At the age of 55 years,* *success is...*
To still be able to perform your duties well.

*At the age of 60 years,* *success......*
To still be able to keep driving license

*At the age of 65 years,* *success is.......*
To live without disease.

*At the age of 70 years,* *success is........*
To not be a burden on any one.

*At the age of 75 years,* *success is........*
To have old friends.

*At the age of 80 years,* *success is.......*
To know the way back home.

*At the age of 85 years,* *success is.......*
That not to urinate in your pants again.

one of the best messages I have ever read.

Life is a cycle

#8422 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife: I lost my keys again.

Husband: It's in your Jeans.

Wife: Don't drag my family into this

#17138 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest!

#17400 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Crazy Software Engineer - Computer Jokes
A conversation between a software engineer and his wife.

Husband (Returning late from work): Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers, or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use...Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.

#17407 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

First Visit - Blonde Jokes
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.

"I'm sure we'll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.

"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."

"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.

#17425 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

$5000 a visit - Lawyer Jokes
The madam opened the brothel door in nevada and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I would like to see valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else' said the Madam.
'No, I would like to see valerie,' he replied.
Just then, valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts.
The price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, valerie questioned the man, 'no one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' minnesota.'
'Really', she said. 'I have family in minnesota.'
'I know.' the man said. 'your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 Inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that
Three things in life are certain.

1. Death
2. Taxes, and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

#17450 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

In a big family the young army uncle brought home a friend from Army duty for holiday lunch. The friend had too many visible tattoos on his body.

All members sat down around the dining table with visitor, the four-year-old nephew couldn't take his eyes off the man's colorful pictured arms.

Finally his curiosity settled, and in a moment of silence around, he politely asked the guest "Didn't your mother give you a paper to write on?"

#22895 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

May baby Jesus bring you
And your family lots of love.

May the host of angels
Fill your life with joy and bliss.

Merry Christmas to you
And all your loved ones.

#22897 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I wish you joy all though your holidays,
I wish you good luck that forever stays.

I wish you the love of family and friends,
I wish you happy days that never ever ends.