Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pappu ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya...

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Bhai, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ???

Pappu : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi Gum Ho Gai Hai...

Hanso Mat !!!

Joke Abhi Aage Hai :

Aadmi Pappu Se : Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaye Toh ???

Pappu : Andar Kaise Jayega ???

Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!

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#7331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha.
Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila.
Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To
Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or
Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga.
.
.
Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa.
Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne
Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar
Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail..
Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai"
.
Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko
Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi.
Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

#8143 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pandit: Tmhara jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayegi

Pappu: Wow,kya baat hai

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai..ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai.

#9540 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila..

sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai... tongue.png

Wo Usey apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga...
.
.
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa..

Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kar boli:" Acha to ye hai wo Churail.. tongue.png

jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hai"
.
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:"Koi baat nhi..

Budhi hai, jaldi marr jayegi":

#9708 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh
Mang ne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba"
.
Baccha:" Main baba Nahi Beta
Hoon”
.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta"
.
Baccha:“ Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta"
.
Baccha:“ Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai"
.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta"
.
.
Baccha:" Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..

#9754 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

#9943 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa, Banta aur Pappu picnic pe gaye,
Pahuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul
gye.
Decide hua ki Pappu ghar se pepsi layega.
Pappu ki ek shart thi ki
jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.
2 din guzar gaye, pappu nahi aya.
4 din guzar gaye, nahi aya.
Santa Banta ne socha ab samosa kha lene
chahye..
Jese hi santa -banta samose khane lage...
Ped k peeche se Pappu nikla aur bola:
Aise cheating karoge to main pepsi lene nahi
jaunga!!

#10071 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Teacher: Batao Ganga kaha se nikalti hai aur kaha ja ke milti hai ?
.
.
Pappu: Sir Ganga school ke bahane gharse nikal kar mandir ke piche Rahul se milti hai

Teacher Shocked

Pappu Rocked

#10122 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
...
rahi hai.
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number

#17178 Happy

12:00:00 AM 20 Mar, 2017

Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad lagaoon kya.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.