TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pati ne Biwi ko sms kiya-
"Thanks for making
my life wonderful &
being a part of my life.
You're great...!!!"

Biwi ka jawaab turant aaya-
"Kitne peg ho gaye?"

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#7693 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko sudharne ke liye raat ko kale kapde

pahan kar ghar ke bahar khadi ho gayi.....
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Pati- kon ho tum.......?
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Biwi- Chudel....!!
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Pati- Hath milaaa fir.... Mai Teri behan ka pati..

#8040 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
..
. Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul

Sahi

Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sandal Hai.

#8095 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne
Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: “Shukar Hai Aap Sahi

Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa

Gaye ”

Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue

Puchha: “ Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?”

Biwi: “Bahar Kuch Log Kah

Rahe They Ki Koi Chutiya

Daru Pee Ke Gatar Mein Gir

Gaya Hai !!“

#8218 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?”
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

#8499 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.

Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye”

Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”

Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein

Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.“

#9086 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi

#9114 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
... Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul
Sahi
Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

#9202 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Thappad marne par naraz biwi se
Pati
bola:
Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar
karta hai.
Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur
boli
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aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar
nahi
karti...?

#9418 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha, Biwi Kalpate Hue Boli

Patni: “Kash Main Apni Mom Ki Baat Maan Leti Aur Tum Say Shadi Na Karti”

Pati: “Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?”

Patni: “Haan, Bahut Baar”

Pati Rote Hue Bola: “Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha

Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.“

#9488 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Biwi Sarabi pati ko sudharne ke liye kale kapde
pahan karghar ke bahar khadi ho gayi..
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Pati:" tum kaun ho.. ??
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Patni:"chudel..
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Pati:" hath mila mai teri behan ka pati..