TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha ...
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha grin.png

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One day ... ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii ... pahle tu shadi to kar

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#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

#9199 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu..

#9340 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Tantrik to santa: Beta

tumhare ghar par

chudail ka vaas hai..

Santa: Baba, main

thappad maar dunga jo

meri biwi ke baare me

kuchh kaha to..

#9632 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar santa church gaya..
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Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera ho gaya...
Tabhi church ka ghanta baja
"TONNN"
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Santa chillaya:" Ohh Teri UNDERTAKERaa
gaya:

#9688 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha

"Padhne wala Gadha"

Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!

"Likhne wala Gadha

#9959 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
aur
pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR.

#10164 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.

#10200 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega

Banta- Q?

Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low

Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu

#10630 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !