TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha

"Padhne wala Gadha"

Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!

"Likhne wala Gadha

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#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

#9199 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu..

#9507 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha ...
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha grin.png

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One day ... ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii ... pahle tu shadi to kar

#9632 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar santa church gaya..
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Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera ho gaya...
Tabhi church ka ghanta baja
"TONNN"
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Santa chillaya:" Ohh Teri UNDERTAKERaa
gaya:

#9959 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
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pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR.

#10164 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga
Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
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”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne
Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
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.Kyon ???
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,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam
Tha.

#10630 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !

#16287 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi..
20 Laakh,
30 Laakh,
35 Laakh..
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Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..??
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Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?"
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AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.."
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SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!"

#17122 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya to waha par Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, "Tum karlo, mera to ho gaya hai."