Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa k 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha...

ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag

sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ???

wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!

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#7535 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya
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Dukandar-- kitne kaa??
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Santa-- 10 rs ka kar do
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Dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega..
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Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..

#8657 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?


Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,


"Dinner 7-12pm"

#9550 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai??
Santa: Chashme ke saath 75kgs.. grin.png

Doctor: Aur chashme ke bina?? /smile.png

Santa: Wo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..

#16287 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi..
20 Laakh,
30 Laakh,
35 Laakh..
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Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..??
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Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?"
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AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.."
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SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!"

#19209 Kishan Exp

12:00:00 AM 21 Apr, 2017

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 Baje Pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na...