TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:

" MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO.."
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Santa bahar gaya

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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji...:

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#8621 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?

Santa: Koi Khas nahi.

Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.

Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..

Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

#8760 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon

badha

di?
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. .Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,

accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar

pahunch jaate

hain….!

#8933 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa banta joke

Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karogi

Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se ,

bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se

#9336 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Nurse to santa:" mubarak ho,

aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai..
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Santa:" waah kya technology aa gyi hai,

wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai..

#9340 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Tantrik to santa: Beta

tumhare ghar par

chudail ka vaas hai..

Santa: Baba, main

thappad maar dunga jo

meri biwi ke baare me

kuchh kaha to..

#9376 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

#9572 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

#9909 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch Mein
Light Jalti Hain.

#9959 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
aur
pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR.