Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"

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#9959 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
aur
pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR.

#16212 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,
"Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai ..
Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."
Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????
Wife-Unho ne.
Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye".