TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota,

aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!..

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#7761 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur

khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.


JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?


Santa: "Chutiya"

#8458 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Mujrewaali:

Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do...

Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,

Acha behen...ab tu baith main nachta hun.. :-

#8621 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?

Santa: Koi Khas nahi.

Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.

Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..

Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

#8718 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:

Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To

Main Pagal Ho Jaunga,

Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge,

Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,

Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!!

#8733 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski

Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo

Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

#8763 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa: Interview kaisa hua?

Banta: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola... "Show me your testimonials."

Santa: Toh Phir?

Banta: Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon..

#8799 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” smile.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape MeinGussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Kart

#8925 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png sunglasses.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” grin.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?” :o

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

#9054 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya

"Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

#9109 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?

Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!

Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..