Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa - yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi

vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li

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#7703 Aman

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

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#8924 TIPU

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#8975 TIPU

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"Suicide nhi
krna chahiye.
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#9284 TIPU

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Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

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Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

#9530 TIPU

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Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar

nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!

#16978 Happy

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Santa - I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
Girl - Main tumse pyar karti hoon.
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#16987 Happy

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