TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:
aap dance karogi..

Ladki sharma k boli: "yes."

Ladka pyar se bola:

To phir aapki "kursi" main le

jaon behan..??

Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota.

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#7811 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kari

Fir whatsapp pr chating kari

Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.

Papa= beti toh fir shaadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale

Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.

#9107 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai ?

Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoong

#10630 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !

#15720 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Shaadi karne ki baad aur shaadi karne ki aage

1. tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna

2. biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?

3. tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.

Aapko dhund raha hai

4. future ki baat soch kar ek moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).

5. onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).

6. aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.

7. keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.

#15899 Happy

12:00:00 AM 16 Mar, 2017

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

#15902 Happy

12:00:00 AM 16 Mar, 2017

Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se aawaz aai "Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai"

#15993 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

14 Saal Pehle - Marriage Jokes
Patni ki raat ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai

Khojne par pati dining table par baithe huye dikha
Pati hath mein coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete huye baar baar aansu ponchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir patni pati ke paas gayi aur boli "Kya baat hai dear? tum itni raat mein yahan kya kar rahe ho?"

Pati ne nazar uthaai aur kaha "Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirg 18 saal ki thi?"
Patni bhaav vibhor ho gayi aur boli "Haan yaad hai"

Kuchh ruk kar pati bola "Yaad hai jab tumhare judge pitaji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte huye dekh liya tha"

Patni "Haan haan yaad hai"\

Pati "Yaad hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is-se shaadi kar lo nahi to tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga"

Patni "Haan haan woh bhio yaad hai"

Pati apni aankh se aansu pochhte huye bola "Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota"

#16321 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.