TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"

boy - meri mummy ke...!

teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?

boy- jalebi bai "

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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕









Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#6718 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

height of respect-
ham sirf ye soch kr paper khali chhod
dete h,
ki kahi teacher ye na khe:
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dekho ye bachhe badon ko jawab dete hai

#7525 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

You can't beat this-!

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???

Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..

Teacher: How

Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

#8898 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.

Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.

Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.

Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga.

Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.

Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student - "Hum do hamare do.

#8982 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
toh usko Kiss karo,
turant theek ho jayegi.
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.Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye..!

#9586 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Lady Teacher :- Chalo beta iss line ko do lafzo me bolo

"Main aapse pyaar karta hoon"

Student- Sorry, mam..
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Teri meri , meri teri prem kahani hai mushkil ,do lafzo me ye bayaa na ho paaye..

#9886 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi
Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se
Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To
Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga,

Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy
Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai
Aur
Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh
Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon
Ya
Billa“

#15584 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart sonu:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Sonu:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.