Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Wife on phone : kaha ho aap ?
.
Pati : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha
tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand
aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1din dilwaunga.
.
wife : khush hote huye. Haan haan mujhe
sab yad hai.
.
Pati: haan to usi shop k baju wali shop pe
baal katwa raha hu...

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#7151 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

After massive demand from all husbands..........
A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6.....
You just say..... 'Wife'..
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,,
shuts down all games,
and deletes chat history!
and best above all,
Last but not the least....
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

#7417 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husbands will be husbands
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying
Pan “tuunnnnnnnn..”
“HUSBAND: What was that for?
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with
the name ‘JULIE’ on it.
HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last
week & JULIE was the name of my
HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife hit him with the frying
pan AGAIN! “tuunnnnnnn..”
HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?
WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne aaj phone kiya
tha….... tongue emoticon

#7781 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

After massive demands from all husbands..........
A new app called
"Darr"
is launched in iphone 6.....
You just say.....
'Wife'..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
Shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photograph
as a wallpaper

#8076 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

After massive demands from all husbands..........

A new app called
Darr
is launched for smart phones..

You just say.....

'Wife'..

and it closes all websites,

hides all chats,

hide all special folders and best of all.

puts your wife's photograph

as a wallpaper.

#8175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.

Doctor. : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai"

Biwi- "ek phone karlu??"

Doctor. "kyon?"

Biwi : "unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai.

#8707 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
.
.
.
Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
.
Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha

#8741 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. devil.png

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,

tum kha kar so jana..

#9175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ''

Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.

Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,

thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.

Pati - beta mummy ko bolo ki phone nahi karne diya

to papa public phone se call kar lenge.

Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar

#9754 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

#10122 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
...
rahi hai.
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number