Afsar 12:00:00 AM 10 Jun, 2017

Wo kehte hain hum badal gaye hain
Koi jakar samjhaye unhe k rang
sookhe hue patton ka aksar badal jata hai.

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#8994 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Japan main 2 dost they....
1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam
tha “wo”
Ek din “jo” ke pas Jinn aa gaya
“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aya to Jinn ko dekh kar
“wo" marr gaya
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bus usi din se hi kehte hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA.

#15583 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

#15781 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Mard agar aurat par hath uthaaye to zaalim,
Aurat se pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh le to irshalu,
Agar kuchh na kahe to begairat,
Agar ghar se baahar rahe to awara,
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
Bachchon ko daante to zaalim,
Na daante to laparwah,
Haaye mard bechara jiske jeevan mein sirf dard hi dard hai,
Aur upar se kehte hain mard wohi hai jisko dard nahi hota.

#15799 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Height of Flirt
Trin trin...
Gal: Hello baby...
Boy: Ohh, jaan bolo.
Gal: Kahan ho yaar? Subah se koi ata pata hi nhi hai tumhara..!!
Boy: Arey hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankho me.
Gal: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari hi pic dekh raha hun, Kahin aur mann lag hi nahi raha.
Gal: Maine to tumhe apni pic di hi nahi..!
Boy: Arey tumhari pic to barson se mere dil mein chapi hui hai..!
Gal: Lekin hum to parson hi mile hain na?
Boy: Tumhare bina ek pal bhi barson ke samaan hai pinky.
Gal: Pinky..??? Ye pinky kaun hai??
Main to divya hun..!!
Boy: Dekha tumse baat karte hi sab kuch bhool jata hun..!
Gal: Tum sunny hi ho na
Boy: Ghar waale to arjun kehte hain, but wo galat ho sakte hain.. Tum nahi..
Gal: Ye '80XXXXX51' ye tumhara hi no. Hai na?
Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai..!!

#16208 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Mard agar aurat par hath uthaaye to zaalim,
Aurat se pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh le to irshalu,
Agar kuchh na kahe to begairat,
Agar ghar se baahar rahe to awara,
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
Bachchon ko daante to zaalim,
Na daante to laparwah,
Haaye mard bechara jiske jeevan mein sirf dard hi dard hai,
Aur upar se kehte hain mard wohi hai jisko dard nahi hota.

#16364 shadjg

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

#24385 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 03 Jun, 2017

Dard Hai Dil Mein Per Iska Ehsaas Nahi Hota,
Rota Hai Dil Jab Wo Paas Nahi Hota,

Barbad Hogae Hain Hum Unki Mohabbat Mein,
Aur Wo Kehte Hain Ki Is Tarah Se Pyar Nahi Hota.

#25003 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Phool khilte hain baharon ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai.
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Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
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Ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.
Bollywood Movie: Sarfarosh

#25211 arman

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain,
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do,

Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be-Zuban Kar Do.

#25943 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!