ADMIN 05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

And This is Ultimate😉


👉संता : तेरी बीवी मर गयी तो तूने
अपनी साली से शादी क्यों कर ली ?

बंता : अब नयी सास को झेलने की हिम्मत मुझ में नहीं रही ।👈
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#95 ADMIN

11:23:36 PM 11 Mar, 2016

*: URGENT.*

Tonight at 00: 30 to 03: 30 make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, etc ... and put away from your body.

Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Tonight, 12:30 to 3:30 for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to Earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC News. Send this message to all the people who matter to you. FORWARDED AS RECEIVED


आज रात 12.30 से 3.30 बजे तक प्रथ्वी के पास से खतरनाक कास्मिक किरणें गुजरेंगी ।
कृपया आप अपने अपने मोबाइलफ़ोन स्विच ऑफ करके रखे ।और फ़ोन को अपने पास रखकर बिल्कुल न सोइए। अन्यथा आपको हानि पहुँच सकती हे।कृपया इस सन्देश को नजरअंदाज न करे। यदि आपको विश्वासन होतो आप गूगल पर "नासा बी बी सी न्यूज़"सर्च कर विस्तृत समाचार देख सकते हे। cede कृपया इस सन्देश को अन्य लोगो तक पहुचाने की कृपा करे। धन्न्यवाद

Pls. Sabhi gruop me send kariye

#117 ADMIN

03:09:06 AM 11 Apr, 2016

*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*

*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*

*Then,*

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our*

*"ATTITUDE"...*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life*
*and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing mathematics*

*Beautiful msg to share:*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*

*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

*With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above, study the*
*following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself*

*Hindu -*
*S h r e e K r i s h n a*
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1
=135
*=1+3+5 = 9*

*Muslim*
*M o h a m m e d*
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4
= 72
*= 7+2 = 9*

*Jain*
*M a h a v i r*
13+1+8+1+22+9+18
=72
*= 7+2= 9*

*Sikh*
*G u r u N a n a k*
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11
=108
*=1+0+8 = 9*

*Parsi*
*Z a r a t h u s t r a*
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1
=153
*=1+5+3 = 9*

*Buddhist*
*G a u t a m*
7+1+21+20+1+13
=63
*= 6+3 = 9*

*Christian*
*E s a M e s s i a h*
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8
=99
9+9=18
*1+8 = 9*

*Each one ends with number 9*

*THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!*

👈 *who ever created this msg's great.....*
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#458 ADMIN

07:41:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more"

#465 ADMIN

07:49:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee

#468 ADMIN

07:50:50 AM 11 Aug, 2016

If this is peace, this dead and leaden thing,
Then better far the hateful fret, the sting
Better the wound forever seeking balm
Than this gray calm!
Is this pain’s surcease? Better far the ache,
The long-drawn dreary day, the night’s white wake,
Better the choking sigh, the sobbing breath
Than passion’s death!

#6635 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

जब भी कभी आप अपनी बीवी से बात करे
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तो ये बात हमेशा याद रखना...
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'this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purpose'

#6993 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

This is a killer one-

Ghar ke bahar barsaat ke mausam me ladke ne ladki se romantic hote huwe kaha,

“Jaanu ab andar chalein.... Kab tak hum teeno aise KHADE rahenge

#7508 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.
He wakens his wife.

Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???
Surprised wife checks her mobile.

Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.

#8024 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

This One Is For The Indian Fans

On This Page..

Just Google "Kya Karu" Right

Away. And Thank Me Later

must try