Aman 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Biwi ko apni PALKO par baithalo,

De kar KHUSHI uske sare GUM churalo...

PYAR aise karo k sub DEKHTE reh jaye,

PADOSAN Bhi aa kar kahe “Mujhe APNI BIWI banalo

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#7331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha.
Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila.
Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To
Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or
Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga.
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Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa.
Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne
Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar
Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail..
Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai"
.
Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko
Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi.
Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

#8209 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Kripya apna hisab kitab apni biwi ko na bataye....

Apka apna

Hrithik Roshan

#8499 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.

Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye”

Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”

Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein

Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.“

#8652 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

#8717 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Bahut puraani baat hai....
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rhta tha....
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..

1din jungle me use shisha mila.

Usme khud ko dekh kr smjha k uske baap ki tasvir h

aur. wo use apne ghar le gya or roz bate krne lga.

Uski biwi ko shak hua,

#9132 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek sawaal...

RAJA ki Biwi ka naam

"TUMHARI"tha,

Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.

Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.

Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?

Raja ne ya Haathi ne

Hanso mat, jawaab do

#9381 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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.
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...

#9418 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha, Biwi Kalpate Hue Boli

Patni: “Kash Main Apni Mom Ki Baat Maan Leti Aur Tum Say Shadi Na Karti”

Pati: “Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?”

Patni: “Haan, Bahut Baar”

Pati Rote Hue Bola: “Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha

Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.“

#9442 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

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