TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

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#8655 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

SantaKa Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai

Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.”
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.Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.

#9122 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi..

#9383 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,

Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..???

Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,
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Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..???

Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai,

jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..???
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sab bolte hein:"
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"TERI BHABHI SE.

#10139 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa k 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha...

ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag

sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ???

wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!

#10634 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha


“kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi


thee aur badbadaa rahee thee

NO Rahul !… NO, NO … Plssss … NO !!!’

Banta – “toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai …

After all she said NO !”

#15770 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.

#16005 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam "Kutta" rakha hai.

#16212 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,
"Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai ..
Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."
Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????
Wife-Unho ne.
Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye".

#17525 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam "Kutta" rakha hai.