Afsar 12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017

Din Ko Raat Se Pehle,
Chand Ko Sitron Se Pehle,

Dil Ko Dhadkan Se Pehle,
Aur Aapko Sabse Pehle.

Happy New Year 2018

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#8092 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Meri biwi par mere aitbaar ki hadd dekh ghalib......

usne din ko raat kaha....

aur humne peg bana liya !!!

#8164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Two girls in a college:

" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"

" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"

" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."

" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.

Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."

"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"

"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."

"Tu koi precaution le le"

" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"

#8477 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

The importance of number 4 in our life!
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai...
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat
4 kitabein toh padh li, Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo...
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hai
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya
4 din to ghar me tik ke baith jati
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi
1 aur.....
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka
Ab message kya dekh rahe ho... 4 logo ko share kar do...

#8495 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Sri Devi: "Kaate nahi katate yeh din yeh raat..."

Suarez: "Ruko, mein try karta huun."

#9876 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION... grin.png
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se
Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...... haa
Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise
teacher ko patau...
Bas pass hone k liye mein ye
answer likta jaoon...
Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari
vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari.

#10051 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Kuware sochte hai k Shadishuda

ache hai Shadishuda sochte hai k

Kuware ache hai,

Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din

me sochte hai or Kuware raat ko..

#10068 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai

#10174 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

#15993 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

14 Saal Pehle - Marriage Jokes
Patni ki raat ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai

Khojne par pati dining table par baithe huye dikha
Pati hath mein coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete huye baar baar aansu ponchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir patni pati ke paas gayi aur boli "Kya baat hai dear? tum itni raat mein yahan kya kar rahe ho?"

Pati ne nazar uthaai aur kaha "Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirg 18 saal ki thi?"
Patni bhaav vibhor ho gayi aur boli "Haan yaad hai"

Kuchh ruk kar pati bola "Yaad hai jab tumhare judge pitaji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte huye dekh liya tha"

Patni "Haan haan yaad hai"\

Pati "Yaad hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is-se shaadi kar lo nahi to tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga"

Patni "Haan haan woh bhio yaad hai"

Pati apni aankh se aansu pochhte huye bola "Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota"

#17511 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

14 Saal Pehle - Marriage Jokes
Patni ki raat ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai

Khojne par pati dining table par baithe huye dikha
Pati hath mein coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete huye baar baar aansu ponchhte dekhti rahi.
Phir patni pati ke paas gayi aur boli "Kya baat hai dear? tum itni raat mein yahan kya kar rahe ho?"

Pati ne nazar uthaai aur kaha "Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirg 18 saal ki thi?"
Patni bhaav vibhor ho gayi aur boli "Haan yaad hai"

Kuchh ruk kar pati bola "Yaad hai jab tumhare judge pitaji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte huye dekh liya tha"

Patni "Haan haan yaad hai"\

Pati "Yaad hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is-se shaadi kar lo nahi to tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga"

Patni "Haan haan woh bhio yaad hai"

Pati apni aankh se aansu pochhte huye bola "Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota"