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12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017
girl : main pataka hu pataka.
me : sets her on fire
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#6463 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017
girl : tera phone humesha charge
kaise rehta hain...
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boy : main single hu behan
#6717 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017
girl : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti.. smile.png
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me : main. itni upar ki soch bhi nahi raha
hu
#7438 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
Boy: Viber use karti ho..??
Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
BOY: hahahaha
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
#7908 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
Girls ki problem..!!
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Simple ladke pasand nahi. :/
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Modern ladke sincere nahi. confused.png
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Ranbir kapoor milta nahi frown.png
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.Main in chakkaro me padta nahi.
#7930 Aman
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!!
Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
ho
warna poocha he lagati hon..
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BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...
#7993 Aman
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
Girl : I want to breakup with you. You don't ever call me, you kutte kamina dont call me ever bye
Boy : Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador liya maine
Girl : awwww! ?? My jaanu So cute ! Kab li ? Kaha hai ? Baby meet me na.
Boy : Laptop pe, NFS me.
Girl : Haraami Saaley
#8108 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
#8158 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha Tha: “
Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao”
Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur Usne Wo Padha.
Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur Add Kar Di
“Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao“
#8164 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Two girls in a college:
" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"
" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"
" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."
" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.
Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."
"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"
"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."
"Tu koi precaution le le"
" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"
