TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

If a girl hates .

ranbir, virat, varun, sidharth, srk, salman,

marry her tongue.png
&
.If a boy hates sunny Leone , marry him ..

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#2445 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Technical Support Jokes in Hindi
एक महिला ने .. "IT TECHNICAL Support" ..
को PHONE किया।
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महिला---"मुझे HUSBAND PROGRAM में दिक्कत आ रही है। "
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Technical Support---" कब से है यह दिक्कत...?"
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महिला---" देखिए, पिछले साल मैंने अपने BOYFRIEND को UPDATE कर HUSBAND INSTALL किया था।
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उसके बाद से ही पूरा SYSTEM SLOW हो गया है।
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खासतौर पर ‘FLOWER’ और ‘JEWELLERY’ APPLICATION ने काम करना बंद कर दिया है।
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ये Apps ‘BOYFRIEND' में अच्छी चलती थीं।
इसके अलावा HUSBAND ने ‘ROMANCE' Program भी UNINSTALL कर दिया है।
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इसकी जगह ‘NEWS', ‘MONEY' और ‘CRICKET' जैसे फालतू Program INSTALL हो गए हैं।
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अब मैं इसे कैसे सुधारूँ ...???
Technical Support---" जी Madam, ‘HUSBAND Install करने के बाद ऐसी समस्या होती रहती है।
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सबसे पहले इस बात का ध्यान रखें कि ‘BOYFRIEND' एक ENTERTAINMENT DEMO PACKAGE था,
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जबकि ‘HUSBAND LIFETIME OPERATING SYSTEM है।
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इसे सुधारने के लिए ‘आँसू Program Download करें।
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इससे ‘JEWELLERY' और ‘FLOWERS' Application अपने आप Install हो जाएँगे।

Warning:
हालांकि याद रखें, आँसू ज्यादा इस्तेमाल करने पर ‘HUSBAND
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' हमेशा के लिए ‘SILENCE’ या ‘BEER' wisky Mode पर चला जाएगा।
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साथ ही ‘HUSBAND' के Original Package को Disturb न करें।
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ऐंसा करने पर नया VIRUS ‘GIRLFRIEND'
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Download हो जाता है।
इसके अलावा ‘BOYFRIEND' को दोबारा INSTALL करने की कोशिश भी न करें।
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ऐसा करने पर आपका LIFE OPERATING SYSTEM Crash हो जाएगा। "

#6013 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

life of an indian guy:

traffic- 21%

dad's "tere se nahi hoga"- 22%
boss' abuse- 12%

girl's "lets stay frenz"- 14%

watching "loading.."- 31%

#6488 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

girl : where is my birthday
gift?
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boy : road pe red colour ki
car dekh rahi
ho?
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girl khushi se : wow.
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boy : same colour ki nail-
polish tere liye
laya hoon..

#6985 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Girls who say 'meko, teko, itta, jitta' '

are those who watch english movies only if dubbed in hindi..!

#7235 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips..
Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!
Girl: U liked it!?
Manager: Oh yeah!!
Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!!!!
D best way to express customer complaint

#7591 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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Boy: DEGI?

#7913 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Youngster: It's my life, I own it
Google: LOL
Twitter: LOL
Facebook: LOL
Whatsapp: LOL
Boss: LOL
Girlfriend: LOL

#8036 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

"wife chahiye "

2 girls liked it and 140 men commented

"meri le jaa"

Guy wrote back "kameenon maang nahin raha... poochh raha hoon"

#8042 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Rule Of Boys

Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati
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Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati
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Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par
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Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati...