TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki - Agar main mar jau to tumkya karoge?

Ladka - Main bhi mar jaunga.

Ladki - Par Kyu?
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Ladka - tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki

jeena mushkil hai.

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#130 ADMIN

06:58:09 AM 11 Apr, 2016

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

#7423 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
.
.
.
Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
.
.
.
Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
.
.
.
.
Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

#7785 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
.
.
.
Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
.
.
.
Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
.
.
.
.
Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!

#8812 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki patane ka tarika-

Chupke se usko
piche
jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
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&
.Agr gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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"DIDI DAR GAYI"
"DIDI DAR GAYI" !!

#8982 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
toh usko Kiss karo,
turant theek ho jayegi.
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.Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye..!

#9359 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko
bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha ....

Girl : -- impress hokar --
kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .

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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota

#9439 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k,
Sajdhaj kr,
new dress pehan kar

shaadi, party,

ya kisi function me ja
rahi ho
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Toh samajh lo
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Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi
ya
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relationship status

#9500 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi...
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agar daaru piyogey to 9-10 saal m mar jaoge
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lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to
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bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho
kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi pta

#9828 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladka ladki ko tang kar raha
tha
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Ladki- ap k ghar MAA - BEHEN
nhi he?
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Ladka- hain, bas ap ki hi kami
he
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Ladki- ap ko meri kami mehsus
ho rai he?

Ye baat agar mere 5
Bhaion ko pata chali to ap ke
ghar walo ko ap ki kami mehsus hog