Happy 12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa - Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

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#8266 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Shravan chal rahe hain na...

#8284 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

santa : School male hai ki

female....?

banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta

bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....

BC very confusing ...!!

#8621 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?

Santa: Koi Khas nahi.

Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.

Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..

Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

#9165 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
.
to Murgi bhi teri....
.
Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

#9287 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai

Batao Main Kya Karun?

Banta: Karna Kya Hai,

2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

#9310 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi..

#9635 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota,

aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!..

#9714 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

nta:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai...
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Santa:" Kaise ??
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Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb..

#9943 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa, Banta aur Pappu picnic pe gaye,
Pahuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul
gye.
Decide hua ki Pappu ghar se pepsi layega.
Pappu ki ek shart thi ki
jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.
2 din guzar gaye, pappu nahi aya.
4 din guzar gaye, nahi aya.
Santa Banta ne socha ab samosa kha lene
chahye..
Jese hi santa -banta samose khane lage...
Ped k peeche se Pappu nikla aur bola:
Aise cheating karoge to main pepsi lene nahi
jaunga!!

#10630 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !