ADMIN 12:00:00 AM 18 Apr, 2017

Santa Or Banta Ne Zindgi Mein Pehli Bar Riksha Dekha
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhuta Tanga Banta: Hain Yar Or Gadha to Dekho Admi Jesa Dekhta hai...jokes of the day

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#8765 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa-tu mirror k saamne baith kr q pad rha hai...
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Banta- iske 3 reason hain....
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1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai
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2. khud pr nazar rhti hai
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3. padne k lie company mil jati hai

#8837 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?

Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?

Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

#9587 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...

Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra

Inspector: Wrong Food

Arrest him

Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?

Banta's relative: Rice

Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho

Arrest him too

Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...

#9968 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

#10095 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa - yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi

vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li

#10117 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

PJ (*Hindi)

Santa: Yaar agar ye ladki meri na hui to

mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.

Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai....

Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

#10634 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha


“kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi


thee aur badbadaa rahee thee

NO Rahul !… NO, NO … Plssss … NO !!!’

Banta – “toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai …

After all she said NO !”

#16237 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Santa- Tu miror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati hai.

#17000 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai.
Banta- Kaun si aadat?
Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai.

#17163 Happy

12:00:00 AM 20 Mar, 2017

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta: "It was a flop idea."
Santa: "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta: "She did, but she refused to cook!"