arman 12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

New Year Eve is here.
Time for us to cheer

With our near and dear

Wishing happiness and prosperity
Be with you throughout the year.

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#4901 ADMIN

12:00:00 AM 11 Feb, 2017

(after new year’s eve)

बीवी:

जो आदमी रोज शराब पीकर आये उसके लिए मेरे मन में कोई हमदर्दी नहीं है..!

पति:

जिसको रोज शराब मिल जाये, उसे तुम्हारी हमदर्दी की जरुरत भी नहीं है!

#18098 Happy

12:00:00 AM 27 Mar, 2017

(After new year’s eve)

बीवी:
जो आदमी रोज शराब पीकर आये उसके लिए मेरे मन में कोई हमदर्दी नहीं है..!

पति:
जिसको रोज शराब मिल जाये, उसे तुम्हारी हमदर्दी की जरुरत भी नहीं है!

#22988 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I will never be able to repay you back
For the pains you took throughout

These years to make me the person I am today.
All I can say you on the New Year is thanks

And hope you will remain by my side
To help me achieve great things.

#22996 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

At the very beginning of a new year,
I would like to express my gratitude

For the unconditional love
You have always given to me

Ever since I was a toddler.
Have a prosperous year full of blessings.

#22997 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I like to spend my New Years’ eves,
In solitude, in humble prayer,

In thanks for each year, as it leaves,
For one more year of God’s sweet care.

#23000 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!

#23001 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

May New Year’s Eve find you
Seated around the table,

Together with your beloved family
And cherished friends.

May you find the food better,
The environment quieter,

The cost much cheaper,
And the pleasure more fulfilling

Than anything else you might
Ordinarily do that night.

#23008 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

No one has ever has ever made me feel so complete.
With your love I am satisfied.

With your care and affection,
I feel so alive.

Thank you. I will always be grateful for that.
Thanks to make my New Year Special.