arman 12:00:00 AM 01 Jun, 2017

New Year is the perfect time
To renew the bond of love.

Here is wishing you my love and
Good luck this day and always.

Wishing you the season filled
With fun times and good cheers.

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#2507 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Chalk dosto ek sabal ka uttar do.
Ab do zero ek sath likho
Likha
00
Galat
0
0
Phir galat
0.0
Aise bhi nahi yaro
2017. Likhne ko bola that
Double zrero nahi
An take jitna bhi pdaya San
Pani men gaya
Happy new year
...Vijay sharma

#7513 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Pehle Wish Karne Lage....

6 Din Baad 26 JAN Hai, Par Koi Msg Nahi...

Sharam Aati Hai Sab Pe...

Any ways....
.
.
Happy Valentines Day In Advance..

#8863 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Meri hasi ka hisab kon karega.

Meri Galti ko Maf kon karega...

E-khuda mere dosto ko slamt rkhna Wrna

New year party me"Lungi"Dance kon karega....

#16993 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Doctor : "I'm afraid you've only got three weeks to live"
Patient : "Then I'll take two weeks before Diwali and and the week between Christmas and New Year's."

#17083 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

How Long? - Bar Jokes
This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork.
"About two hours," says the conductor.
"OK," says the drunk "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?"
The irate driver says to the drunk "It's still about two hours. Why'd you think there'd be a difference?"
"Well," says the drunk, "It's only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it's a long time between New Year and Christmas

#22988 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I will never be able to repay you back
For the pains you took throughout

These years to make me the person I am today.
All I can say you on the New Year is thanks

And hope you will remain by my side
To help me achieve great things.

#22995 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Mothers have a way
To understand unsaid things

Words we lack to say
So on New Year day for you

My wishes and deep affection

#22998 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

New Year Eve is here.
Time for us to cheer

With our near and dear

Wishing happiness and prosperity
Be with you throughout the year.

#23001 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

May New Year’s Eve find you
Seated around the table,

Together with your beloved family
And cherished friends.

May you find the food better,
The environment quieter,

The cost much cheaper,
And the pleasure more fulfilling

Than anything else you might
Ordinarily do that night.