Aman 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Pehle Wish Karne Lage....

6 Din Baad 26 JAN Hai, Par Koi Msg Nahi...

Sharam Aati Hai Sab Pe...

Any ways....
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Happy Valentines Day In Advance..

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#2507 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Chalk dosto ek sabal ka uttar do.
Ab do zero ek sath likho
Likha
00
Galat
0
0
Phir galat
0.0
Aise bhi nahi yaro
2017. Likhne ko bola that
Double zrero nahi
An take jitna bhi pdaya San
Pani men gaya
Happy new year
...Vijay sharma

#22988 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I will never be able to repay you back
For the pains you took throughout

These years to make me the person I am today.
All I can say you on the New Year is thanks

And hope you will remain by my side
To help me achieve great things.

#22997 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I like to spend my New Years’ eves,
In solitude, in humble prayer,

In thanks for each year, as it leaves,
For one more year of God’s sweet care.

#23001 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

May New Year’s Eve find you
Seated around the table,

Together with your beloved family
And cherished friends.

May you find the food better,
The environment quieter,

The cost much cheaper,
And the pleasure more fulfilling

Than anything else you might
Ordinarily do that night.

#23003 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

This New Year I would like to thank you,
Dear Husband,
for the wonderful family we share,

The home we call our own, for the
care and concern
That is instrumental in keeping the bond
Going steady and strong.

#23008 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

No one has ever has ever made me feel so complete.
With your love I am satisfied.

With your care and affection,
I feel so alive.

Thank you. I will always be grateful for that.
Thanks to make my New Year Special.

#23012 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

For my wife who gives me courage
To endure all the challenges of life,

I wish a New Year that gives her
More strength to hold my hands tight.

#23014 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

My new year is happy,
Because you are in my life,

You have been my rock,
Lover and confident.

I am very happy that you are my wife.
If I could relive the past,

I would not have taken so long
To make you my wife.