Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

She : you post so good on facebook, what do you do,

what's your qualification ?

Me: Software Engineer , yours?

Me: hello

Me: Are you there ???

Me: you there ???

Me: there ???

Me: ???

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#5704 Aman

12:00:00 AM 12 Feb, 2017

me : i love you

she : phir se kaho

me : phir se

she : *blocked*

#6089 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

she: what are you doing?

he: game of thrones season 5, and you?

she: balika vadhu season 1.

#6336 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

he: hi! will you go out with me for a drink?
she :no
he: smoke?
she: no
he: coffee?
she: no
he: shopping?
she: yeah. let's go to zara.

#6371 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

dr: are you virgin ?

she: yes.

dr: but you are married

she: he is gay.

#6421 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

me : i love you kiss.png

she : phir se kaho

me : phir se

she : *blocked*

#6827 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

he: i love you

she : i hv bf

he : olx pe bech de

purana jayega , tabhi naya aayega

#6845 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

he : i love you
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she : itni jor se chamat marungi

seedhe ghar jake girega :>
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he : thoda dhire marna market jana hai maa ne dhaniya lane ko bola hai

#7141 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

He : Hey Wassup ?

She : Eating Apple. You Say ?

He : Eating Samsung tongue.png

*Blocked aur Ghar pe patthar fek ke gayi wo

alag*

#7223 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Me: Do you love me ??

She: No

me: Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot..!

*Blocked*